Gump 2.0



Courtesy of Read Spirit
  
Yeah, another movie review. That's what I'm saying. 

So today was my last day of finals and celebrations were in order, starting with a guilt-free Amazon video binge. And today I was lucky enough to stumble upon the gem that is The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared. I shit you not, that is the entire title. The synopsis said it was Sweden's most successful movie based on a novel of the same name by Jonas Jonasson. And in honor of my favorite Swede, Alexander Skarsgaard, I gave in. And it was not disappointing.

It's got a heavy Forrest Gump vibe, in that the protagonist is involved in all these life defining situations that is unbelievable and yet, painstakingly hopeful as well. The plot revolves around the said 100 year old man, Allan, who bails the retirement home he was forced to live in after blowing up the fox who killed his beloved cat, Molotov, and his chicken. I know, it's great already, isn't it? On his way to skipping town, he "accidentally" took a suitcase full of 50 million dollars (give him a break, it's his birthday). And thus, chaos and a miraculous journey ensues. And just like Gump, we relive the life and the unbelievable shit our explosive-loving, former alcoholic Allan comes across: quite easily escaping biker gang members at his snail's pace, living a life as a double spy during the Cold War era, partying with the likes of Stalin and Franco, developing the atomic bomb alongside Oppenheimer and, for the sake of experiencing the glorious movie, I will stop the spoilers. Too late?

A bunch of funny bits, like Herbert Einstein, the poor, overshadowed, dim-witted brother of Albert. His forgetful memory and pure idiotic-ness in all its splendor is the saving grace that leads to events of epic-proportions (recall Forrest's role in the Watergate Scandal; yeah, that epic). And the best part was the unfortunate goon, Hinken. He calls his boss to ask what to do about Allan, and is answered with, "Do what you do best. Threaten." Little Hinken then turns the corner, gun in hand, shouting, "This is a threat." It's funnier when you watch it. Oh, and I did say no more spoilers, huh?

But just watch it. Two hours of magic.

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