They Don't Want Us To Jet Ski
For awhile now we've been graced with ten second Snapchat videos of the majestically inspirational DJ Khaled: Another one. You smart. You loyal. Congratulations, you played yourself. Key to more success is clean heart and clean face, [And thanks to the power of the inter-web and the mega trolls across all social media sites, memes come rolling aside them].
But I have had an epiphany to the real key to success. No, it does not lie in more coco butter as the Almighty Khaled claims. But we can appreciate dat, can we not? Coco butter soothes your skin and your soul. You go, Coco.
The key to success, the reason they don't want us to win, is because they don't want to hear no. Or we don't want to say it, I'm still working out the details. We're all, on various levels, people pleasers. We want to give people, even the ones that don't deserve jack scheiße from your glorious self, everything. Or at least, that's how it went down on my end for me to come to this realization. Just say no. It hurts to deny them of what they want, but it hurts more to see their downfall, or yours, because you couldn't just shake your head or tell them to piss off or bullshit them and say, "Oh, maybe next time." Because they're your homies. And you know if you go down, they'll go down with you. But it still sucks to see them fall beside you.
So for a little more clear and personal insight to what's going on to, yours truly, I would like to confess that I got into some trouble at work. I gave some free snacks to fellow homies, which was alright, but they were still on the clock, which is a no-no. Long story short, we got caught, we're all taking the fall, and it looks like we're going to lose some damn good, fucking amazing homies because I couldn't say no. And we all equally took the blame because, fuck it, it's not like I shoved the said snacks down their throat, but we all knew the risk, the possibility of getting caught. And I think I enjoyed the thrill. But it certainly wasn't worth it. Because at the end of the day, knowing you were part of their demise is worse than the face they'll make if you had just said no./
So that's just a little bit of my rant. And also, I just wanted to express my overwhelming appreciation for a creature such as DJ Khaled.
They don't want us to win! They don't want us to eat breakfast! They don't want us to say no! Because the key to success IS more pillows!
But I have had an epiphany to the real key to success. No, it does not lie in more coco butter as the Almighty Khaled claims. But we can appreciate dat, can we not? Coco butter soothes your skin and your soul. You go, Coco.
The key to success, the reason they don't want us to win, is because they don't want to hear no. Or we don't want to say it, I'm still working out the details. We're all, on various levels, people pleasers. We want to give people, even the ones that don't deserve jack scheiße from your glorious self, everything. Or at least, that's how it went down on my end for me to come to this realization. Just say no. It hurts to deny them of what they want, but it hurts more to see their downfall, or yours, because you couldn't just shake your head or tell them to piss off or bullshit them and say, "Oh, maybe next time." Because they're your homies. And you know if you go down, they'll go down with you. But it still sucks to see them fall beside you.
So for a little more clear and personal insight to what's going on to, yours truly, I would like to confess that I got into some trouble at work. I gave some free snacks to fellow homies, which was alright, but they were still on the clock, which is a no-no. Long story short, we got caught, we're all taking the fall, and it looks like we're going to lose some damn good, fucking amazing homies because I couldn't say no. And we all equally took the blame because, fuck it, it's not like I shoved the said snacks down their throat, but we all knew the risk, the possibility of getting caught. And I think I enjoyed the thrill. But it certainly wasn't worth it. Because at the end of the day, knowing you were part of their demise is worse than the face they'll make if you had just said no./
So that's just a little bit of my rant. And also, I just wanted to express my overwhelming appreciation for a creature such as DJ Khaled.
They don't want us to win! They don't want us to eat breakfast! They don't want us to say no! Because the key to success IS more pillows!
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