They Don't Want Us To Jet Ski
For awhile now we've been graced with ten second Snapchat videos of the majestically inspirational DJ Khaled: Another one. You smart. You loyal. Congratulations, you played yourself. Key to more success is clean heart and clean face , [And thanks to the power of the inter-web and the mega trolls across all social media sites, memes come rolling aside them]. But I have had an epiphany to the real key to success. No, it does not lie in more coco butter as the Almighty Khaled claims. But we can appreciate dat, can we not? Coco butter soothes your skin and your soul. You go, Coco. The key to success, the reason they don't want us to win, is because they don't want to hear no. Or we don't want to say it, I'm still working out the details. We're all, on various levels, people pleasers. We want to give people, even the ones that don't deserve jack scheiße from your glorious self, everything. Or at least, that's how it went down on my end for me to come to ...