Betty Crocker Reject
Tried my hand at making panikeke lapotopoto. It didn't fare well. For the panikeke, at least.
For those unfamiliar, panikeke lapotopoto are Samoa's pancakes; instead of your plain ol' stack of hotcakes you can get at any diner of the I-5, these magic little buggers are like slightly obese and robust hush puppies. That's what they're supposed to be, anyway.
This was the second time I would make them, sans-homie Em, She was there for the first bake-fest that turned out "alright-y" batches. But I went at it alone today and I nearly killed my tastebuds.
Rule No. 675: Never go at anything alone without a homie. Even homies need to abide with safety precautions.
Let me just spare you the agonizing details and skip to the end: the burned. In hell fire and grease, they burned. But here I am, munching on them, dunked in butter, some in jelly and some lucky ones in nutella-anything to revive the taste buds once more-leaving greasy fingerprints smudged all over my slip-and-slide of a keyboard. Maybe next time, if there ever is one, Duncan Hines will have my back and a copilot will be there with me, every step of the way.
For those unfamiliar, panikeke lapotopoto are Samoa's pancakes; instead of your plain ol' stack of hotcakes you can get at any diner of the I-5, these magic little buggers are like slightly obese and robust hush puppies. That's what they're supposed to be, anyway.
This was the second time I would make them, sans-homie Em, She was there for the first bake-fest that turned out "alright-y" batches. But I went at it alone today and I nearly killed my tastebuds.
Rule No. 675: Never go at anything alone without a homie. Even homies need to abide with safety precautions.
Let me just spare you the agonizing details and skip to the end: the burned. In hell fire and grease, they burned. But here I am, munching on them, dunked in butter, some in jelly and some lucky ones in nutella-anything to revive the taste buds once more-leaving greasy fingerprints smudged all over my slip-and-slide of a keyboard. Maybe next time, if there ever is one, Duncan Hines will have my back and a copilot will be there with me, every step of the way.
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