Me, A History
**Had to write a short about me for some scholarships** This was my honest to Gawd reaction after finishing it all 🙌🏽✌🏽️ My name is [ommitted unless you give me money]. I also answer to my alias, Rumé [ommitted] (an alias I came up with after watching too much Travel Channel and becoming too enthralled with the French culture). Occasionally I'll acknowledge the Raquel and Raychee that gets thrown my way at work. I even go by my blog name, Rasela Müller, the former being the Samoan translation of my name and the latter after the wondrous German forward and former FIFA Golden Boot recipient, and my dream boat, Thomas Müller. I hail from a long line of Samoan chiefs dating back to the times Jesus Christ and George Washington, or so my grandmother used to tell me time and time again; I would have liked to point out the disparity with the ...